The Time Magazine cover curse
Time Magazine has awarded the 2025 person of the year to…wait for it…a group of people. The architects of artificial intelligence (AI) have been nominated for this year’s cover.
Before the advent of digital magazines, billions were spent annually on buying physical magazines representing every topic and subculture known to man. And magazine cover trading became a contrarian way to invest.
The thinking was that by the time an investment theme made it to the cover of a magazine, it was saturated and had already pulled in the very last of those who were ever going to buy. The appearance of an investment theme on the cover of a magazine coincided with the theme’s maturity.
The recent history of TIME Magazine covers demonstrates the point. It’s known as the “TIME Cover Curse”. Gracing the cover of the mag isn’t a coronation but a harbinger of doom, because the moment a public figure has permeated the public discourse sufficiently to land the cover, the trajectory inevitably reverses.
Statisticians would attribute it to regression to the mean. A cover story represents the absolute apex of public interest and influence; from that peak, the only way is down.
And the mag’s history is peppered with coincidences supporting the theory. Politicians who suffer landslide defeats following their features, business tycoons whose stocks plummet, and celebrities whose reputations are assassinated under sudden, intense scrutiny.
By way of example, Elon Musk appeared on the cover in 2021. In 2022 he bought Twitter, his reputation was hit, and he lost US$200 billion in net worth as the Tesla share price tanked 72 per cent from its high on 5 November 2021, to early 2023.
Another recent example is Jeff Bezos, who was TIME’s Person of the Year in 1999, right at the peak of the dot-com bubble. Amazon’s stock fell more than 90 per cent when the bubble burst in 2000.
That AI and its architects made TIME’s 2025 cover is an ominous sign for investors.
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